Friday, October 31, 2014
Halloween Participation Make-Up Work
The first 19 lines of the Prologue in The Canterbury Tales seems to start of with having a peaceful mood, but draws into a darker turn. Chaucer first talks about the budding flowers, and April showers. However, as I read down the lines, I discovered that Chaucer takes a dark turn. On line 10 Chaucer says "That sleep away the night with an open eye" shows that perhaps a person is being hunted and has to make sure that someone is not coming to kill him or it is just not a safe time. The tone of the book textually also differs from the beginning to the end of the 19 lines. Just like the mood, the tone seems to start off lovely with Chaucer describing beautiful scenery, however he throws bits and pieces of words and phrases that show a darker side. For example, on line 3, Chaucer says that "The veins are bathed in liquor of such power". Why do veins be bathed in liquor? this might show that someone is extremely drunk but I am not entirely sure. The mood and tone for the tales are quite similar but the tone brings about a darker side.
Friday, October 3, 2014
The Boast of Fishing
To me and my
fishing counterparts, a boast on who caught the biggest fish (without letting
it get away) is a status symbol. The bigger the fish, the higher the ranking
and the smaller reel and rod you use the bigger the ranking. Describing a
fishing “fight” to your fishing buddies and how the fish fought also brings
into your status. A boast similar to this would be heard at an opening season
day with hundreds of anglers or at a fishing club meet, which is much like
Herot itself, where fisherman come to fish and tell old stories. Anyhow, the
whole premises on how big the fish is, and how well told the story is, determines
your status. Many of these terms may be unfamiliar to some, so I will have
notes at the bottom explaining this. Now
for the boast.
(Assuming that a fisherman has
just insulted me by saying you have never caught a solid fish, but are a foolish
beginner, this is how I would respond)
“Ah.
You say that I have caught no decent fish in my time, yet you forget about the
Great Trout Opener* of ’14. When not only I landed myself a 12 lb. trout on 4
lb. test **, but that I caught three more with just a bare hook of equal size.
As I recall that day, you were nothing but a pile of jackets sulking over your
rod and reel, praying to God to catch a minnow. A minnow! But God would have
none of your wishes, as you only ask from him and never thank God. All these great
men know what a repulsive-leech you are. Three more hours passed, as all great
men caught their limit, yet you sit there, empty handed, your hook rusting in
the water. Finally God answered your pitiful prayer with a tap on the rod
head***, but as you reeled in, you caught nothing but a wind “fish”, not even
of keeper size. I had always assumed that fish loved the taste of bronze, as
they were always chomping at bait, but you have proven me wrong. As I watched
upon you that day, nothing but wishes you were catching. So let me ask, what
did compel you to speak of such lies. Here the fish swim happily inside me
while you salivate at the thought of having but a taste. I have and will always
reign supreme above you, remaining to catch more fish than you, as God wants me
to. If you ever speak of such filth again scrawny-one, then we shall see if
trout like the taste of tongue!”
*Opener refers to the opening day
of a fish season
**Test is the strength of the
line. 4lb. Test can hold a 4 pound fish without breaking
***Tap on the rod head refers to
the tip of the rod bending when a fish takes your bait.
Monday, September 29, 2014
Death and Fate cultural view changes
Death and fate have similar and different views now then
back in Anglo-Saxon times. Death unlike Anglo-Saxon times is not viewed as
highly to die honorable and be grateful. Instead now, we are trying to stop
death every which way with new medicine, carcinogenic freezing, and any other
crazy product. Back in Anglo-Saxon time, it was an honor to die fighting in
battle, because that is mostly how people did die. For those that somehow
managed to survive and die of old age, it would be considered a great lost as
they had a lot of wisdom. Now, there is still honor in dying in battle or for
your country, it is just not as widely “celebrated”. For example, all the men
and women who die for our country each year are commemorated for their honor
and bravery, but not that many people care or know that. This probably has to
do with the size of our people versus the size of the tribes in Anglo-Saxon
times. Fate has also been diminished throughout the years. Back in the good old
days, fate was fate, as in completely unavoidable. Now it is a term we throw
around to motivate people to get better. If you told someone in the Anglo-
Saxon time that it was their fate to be killed by a grizzly bear, they would accept
and wait for the time. Now you say that to a person in our era and you have a
totally different scenario. You would have a motivational coach shouting from
behind that this is not your fate, it is not set in stone and you can change
it. It would appear that the only aspect of fate that is still the same as Anglo-Saxon
times is not when, where, why and how, but you will die, and that is something no man can change his fate from.
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Character Alignment Chart
Lawful Good: The reason why I choose Spock for this category is because in all the Star Trek films and shows, he always does the right things, but does not go gung-ho crazy as would Captain Kirk. Instead, Spock thinks of the best possible solutions with statistics and laws. Furthermore, Spock always listens to orders by Captain Kirk, showing his lawful side. He is down to Earth and is the logical one of the enterprise crew.
Neutral Good: Mr. John Keating from Dead Poets Society
would be viewed by his students as Lawful Good, but by his colleagues as Lawful
Chaotic. The reason why I placed him there is because he does follow the rules
set by the Welton Academy, however bends the rules by inspiring the boys to
create the dead poets society, not to mention making them march around in a
circle or kick balls into a goal. Since
Mr. john Keating does teach with all the rules as set standard by the school making
it Lawful good, he teaches his class in his own way which could be viewed as
not following orders, hence Chaotic. Mr. keating is neutral good because he
could veer into both lawful and chaotic good if you view him at different
angles.
Chaotic Good: The
face of Gromit is known well by many of us. If you have seen all the specials
and movies like I have, there is a logical reason why I put Gromit in Chaotic
Good. In all the specials of Wallace and Gromit, Wallace goes on these crazy
adventures and Gromit doesn’t follow Wallace’s plan. For instance, in the
Wallace and Gromit special A Matter of
Loaf or Death, you find Gromit sneaking into a murderer’s house to see if
she is really the culprit. Of course Wallace did not tell him to do this, he
went there on his own terms. In the same
special, right as Wallace is about to get “murdered”, Gromit comes to the
rescue and saves Wallace’s life. Similar plots are found in all the specials.
Gromit leaves Wallace, Wallace gets in trouble, and Gromit saves Wallace.
According to the definition Mr. Holeman gave us, “He/She doesn’t follow orders,
and shows up at the last moment”. That is exactly what Gromit does all the
time.
Neutral Lawful: Sheldon
Cooper from the Big Bang Theory is an
iconic character for setting strict rules that range from roommate agreements
to how to “properly” play rock, paper, and scissors. Sheldon would be described
by most people (including his friends) and very strict with his rules. Sheldon
of course would argue that the rules or laws are necessary to maintain a fluid
lifestyle that would maintain optimum efficiency. However, when any of his
friends come in real trouble, he will (slowly) forget about the rules and help
his friends out. Since Sheldon both writes very exact rules and precise rules
and sticks with them, thus being lawful, he also will pardon these rules in
order to help a friend out, thus being Neutral to the rules.
Neutral Neutral: The
infamous parrot, Iago, is known well in the Aladdin
movie series. Once a sidekick of Jafar, Iago moves around with different
people in the movies. For this reason I decided to put him under the category
of Neutral Neutral. Iago in the Beginning of Aladdin is with the villain Jafar,
who stops at nothing to get the magical genie lamp. However, when Jafar is
defeated, Iago works to get on Aladdin’s good side who then takes care of him. Iago is willing to work with anyone as long as he is able to survive, making
him be universal to move to any area. When he was with Jafar, he could be
looked upon as lawful evil, for doing whatever Jafar says no matter who gets
hurt. But when he is with Aladdin, he becomes good neutral because he listens
to Aladdin, but is not as eager to go into dangerous situations. Since he is
like a wild card for the character alignment chart, I decided to put him in
Neutral Neutral.
Neutral Chaotic: Han
Solo is a famous character for not caring about anything but his ship and
blowing stuff up. In the beginning. Han Solo acts like a scruffy rat and doesn’t
care, but toward the end cares about Luke and the rest of the gang. Since the
space of Chaotic Neutral has the ability to move to neutral good, that is a great
place for Han Solo. He loves blowing things up in any way, shape or form but
still cares about his friends (as long as they pay him).
Evil Lawful: The
battle droids of Star Wars are known for taking orders, followed by a “Roger
Roger” and slaughtering entire species. Battle droids do not care about life
and species because they are robots. So, any order that they get, they follow
through with. They cannot tell right from wrong. Since they are following orders to the extent
of killing several people with no subconscious thought, they are basically
future “freedom” fighters, which also fits into the Lawful Evil section.
Evil Neutral: Grendel is a creature that is viewed upon the humans as a pure monster. Grendel is much like that. For example, he got pleasure out of throwing rocks and trees at a "stupid" mountain goat. Furthermore, he will go to the Meadhall and kill several people, including at the end eating people out of their beds. Just like a villain who would be found in the space Evil Neutral, Grendel is power hungry. This power hunger is not in the sense of ruling the people, but actually to just be equally powered and with them. Grendel wants to be equal with the humans, then when he doesn't get his way he kills people in spite.
Evil Chaotic: The
movie Saw is often known for its
intense craziness from holding people hostage and forcing them to “escape” even
though they will die in the end anyway. Jigsaw, who is the mastermind behind
this is definitely Evil Chaotic because he sets up these elaborate mazes and
traps to see people cut off their limbs and practically kill themselves. As an added
bonus, he created a puppet that he puts on a t screen to scare people. He is
like the Joker, but with less explosions.
Monday, May 12, 2014
What Will Happen Next in Catcher in the Rye?
If Holden Caulfield keeps the same perspective of believing
everyone is a phony and wondering about the central park ducks when he takes
his “little vacation”, than it will be inevitable that he will most likely
spend most of his vacation near and in central park. Since Holden does have a
small, limited supply of cash it will be most likely that he goes to a cheap
motel in close proximity to central park. If Holden does stay in a cheap motel,
he will complain about every small detail and probably keep referring back to
what the other boys are doing at Pencey. In order to get to central park from
his motel, Holden will most likely walk to Central Park. Once Holden is in
Central park, he might sit on a bench near the lake where the ducks swim. Furthermore,
if Holden does stay in central park a lot, I think he will be thoroughly
engaged with the central park ducks and go on a “mission” to find them. Holden
does not seem to be the person who likes fancy restaurants, so I believe that
Holden will eat off of hotdog stands or fast food places. As an alternative solution to what might
happen, Holden might just go back to Pencey. Since Holden had a hard time
saying good bye in the beginning to Pencey as he laid on the field above the
football field. With this in mind, I do believe that Holden will sneak back
into Pencey before all the kids leave for winter vacation. If he sneaks back
in, it will most likely not be your typical spy, sneaking in through a back
window or through the air ducts. What might happen is Holden goes back and stay
with Ackley since his roommate is gone for the weekend, or Ackley will help him
stay inside Pencey, like make him hide in the janitor’s closet or under the bed
when the teachers and principle are walking around.
Monday, April 28, 2014
Abdel Fattah al-Sisi Letter
Dear Mr. Abdel Fattah al-Sisi,
I am
here to congratulate you on presidential election of Egypt. I am sure that you will take Egypt to new
heights. There are several ways though that you could accomplish this with few
riots if any. As the Secretary of State of the United States of America, I have
encountered first-hand how to keep a country at peace and have no violent
protests. I have observed several ways of taking care of a country peaceful,
both what to do and what not to do. The first big step to make your people
happy is building a democracy. The people will now feel they have say in the
government and will be less obligated to riot. Another strong way to keep your
people at peace is to give them more freedom and proper rights. A prime example
of what happens when freedom and rights are taken away from the people is Hosni
Mubarak’s Emergency Law. By allowing police to arrest people without charge and
detain the indefinitely, it was only a matter of time until they revolted,
which they did on January 25, 2011. In order to keep your country’s peace, a
strong tactic is to change when the people need change. Do not stick to old
ways if the people need and what new ones. After all, we do not what you to
become like the Muslim Brotherhood, being so strong headed that you are in a
position where you have to change or fail as your ultimatum. These are just two
of many ways that you should do to keep your country’s peace long lasting. Many
of these ways can become out of hand and tumble out of control if not properly
maintained. There is however actions you should not do to keep a county at
peace.
The
word has always been a cycle for war, making the same foolish mistakes over and
over again. These are some ways that you will get out of that cycle. The keystone
that will hold your government together is not becoming a dictator. Instead
offer your people a democracy; the future will be much calmer since one person
cannot become power hungry. Furthermore, as president of Egypt you should not
forget who got you to this position. Your people may believe once you forget
about them, you become power hungry. Like Brutus said about Caesar, “Whereto
the climber-upwards turns his face;/ But once he attains the utmost round/ He
then unto the ladder turns his back,/ Looks in the clouds, scorning the base
degrees/ By which he did ascend”. Do not become like Caesar in the aspect of
you forget your people and only care about yourself. The final action you need
to avoid to keep peace in your country is do not believe you are invincible like
Caesar. Caesar was so blindsided by his confidence that he did not see the
enemies around him. If you do this, you will most likely have enemies that are
your closest friends. Remember, just follow these few things and you will be on
your way to being a great president in no time. It will be good to talk to you
in the near future on how your country is doing. The best of luck.
Sincerely,
John Kerry
United States Secretary
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Propaganda Poster

The Propaganda Poster I created is anti-
Brutus and the conspirators. The Roman Capitol Building, which is the central
building for the Roman government, is being supported by sand pillars to
demonstrate that Rome is now weakly being held up and will fall. There are
daggers in the pillars to show that civil war is going to overtake Rome and
cause havoc as well as backstabbing. Which makes the "pillars" even
weaker. I decided to put Brutus's name at the bottom of the Capitol Building because
it was supposed to represent Brutus being the main reason why Rome is now
supported by weak pillars by killing Caesar. The last image that is used is
blood droplets coming down from the sky. This is to replicate the dream
Caesar's wife had and to show that Rome will be drowned in the blood from civil
war. The quote I used "Domestic fury and fierce civil strife/ shall cumber
all the parts of Italy" from Act 3, Scene 1, Lines 289 and 290. This quote
is said by Mark Antony when the conspirators left and he was plotting to avenge
Caesar. I found this a fitting quote for my propaganda poster because Mark
Antony talked about how Italy will be at civil war with “Shall cumber all the
parts of Italy”. Since Antony said "fierce civil strife", I imaged
the city in turmoil and weak, thus giving me the idea for the sand pillars. This
image is too directly against Brutus, making it look like Brutus is the main reason
civil war will be started.
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